Man killed by falling chimney stack

Late last night, the high winds that swirl around here brought down the chimney stack of the bakery. It crashed through the roof of the neighbouring house and killed a man who was in bed making love to his wife. The woman shielded by her husband's body, escaped with few bruises, though what her state of mind was when they rescued her I have no idea. The most unlikely stories will no doubt start to circulate around town.